@glittergirlD43: Hey NSA... I accidentally deleted an email... Can I get you to forward me your copy?
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@KenJennings: PERSONALITY TEST: When you read an obit where someone passes away "surrounded by family," do you picture murder, or suicide?
@TheCatWhisprer: Dr: I'm giving u a proton-pump inhibitor Me: LIKE A GHOSTBUSTER? D: No for acid reflu *sees tears welling in my eyes* yes for busting ghosts
@patsajak: Told my dog I was feeding him only natural, holistic food. Not sure he could hear me over slurping of water from toilet.
@rocknthepurple: I just wish I had someone who wanted to touch me as much as my shower curtain does.