@glittergirlD43: Hey NSA... I accidentally deleted an email... Can I get you to forward me your copy?
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@just_evolved: When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling.
@Sickayduh: DAD: I can't believe you bought me a house for Christmas SON: I hope you enjoy it DAD: I'm just gonna... SON: Oh no DAD: Live in the present
@FunnyMojoJojo: I think Newton was actually hit by pigeon shit when he discovered gravity.. Falling of apple was just a 'dignified' cover up...!!