@WilliamAder: Hey, NSA, if you're going to read them, would it kill you to star them?
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@_xLNc: My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy. Anyway, he'll treat her better - they worship cows.
@Renie_Rivas: I've never wanted a mansion. Not because I'm modest- I just don't need more places to lose my keys.