@ambamthankyamam: Hey people that twitter says are "similar to me", where do people like us put our car keys?!?!?!
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@cortronic: *looks up "how to disarm a bomb in 10 seconds" on YouTube* *ad starts playing* *looks up "how to disarm a bomb in 5 seconds"*
@Tresca69: You can't trust anyone you meet online I went on a date with a guy I met online last week and stole $250 from him
@QwertyJones3: A lot of people don't realize that Shania Twain's father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer.