@lawyerthoughts: Hey people who don't understand sarcasm, what's it like being so awesome?
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@SEvans_author: Karate Kid taught an entire generation that there is nothing that dedication, perseverance, and an illegal kick to the face can't solve
@MatCro: ME: Man, Nosferatu is a good film HIPSTER: I preferred the original M: Original? What original? H: Nosfera One.
@realHamOnWry: You can lead a horse to water, but you have to work really, really hard to get him up on water skis.
@heatherlou_: As a mom, I'm super excited about the rock collection my daughter just told me she's starting.