@korryduke: Hey people with one syllable names...... Good job ruining the Happy Birthday song. Jerks
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@david8hughes: [alligator store] Clerk: $1500. Thanks Me: not gonna say bye to him? Clerk: uh Me: say it Clerk: goodbye Me: say "see you later alligator"
@13spencer: Tonight's Golden Globes taught us that, no matter how much you spend on surgery, nobody looks good while sweaty.
@ohpeetie: My hobbies include reading books, eating snacks, and sending emails referencing attachments without the attachments.