@korryduke: Hey people with one syllable names...... Good job ruining the Happy Birthday song. Jerks
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@BuckyIsotope: Started to travel back in time to kill Hitler, but then I decided to be more efficient and went back and shot Adam and Eve instead.
@ThatBrenna: *takes cat from pocket of doctor's coat & holds it over patient* He has finished his scan. He says he doesn't like you & you have cancer.
@WilliamAder: Turned off my lights for "earth hour". I've never had so many other cars honking at me.