@VerifiedJayy: Hey plastic surgeons, breast implants with squeaker toys in em. Get on that
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@OhNoSheTwitnt: I wish airlines would stop calling it your "final destination" have they not seen those movies?
@NoogsCorner: Me: We spend a lot of time together. Her: Turn left. Me: Just think we should take this to the next level. Her: Arriving at destination.
@Smethanie: The Macarena began playing through the dental office speakers as I lied helpless with the hygienist's hands in my mouth today. #survivor
@faizziy: There are days & nights where I'm surrounded by profound Darkness, followed by a realisation that I need to stop wearing shades in my house.