@VerifiedJayy: Hey plastic surgeons, breast implants with squeaker toys in em. Get on that
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@ms_woodsy: Each and every pizza can be a personal pizza if you just believe in yourself and don't have any friends.
@OhNoSheTwitnt: 50 Shades of Grey is also the title of the 101 Dalmatians alternate ending where Cruella wins and makes a coat out of the puppies.
@SirEvisiae: Hi, my name's Ray. I'll be drawing your blood today as soon as I finish this Capri Sun. *misses hole 4 times then punches straw through bag*