@VerifiedJayy: Hey plastic surgeons, breast implants with squeaker toys in em. Get on that
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@ValeeGrrl: If you guys need me I'll be strutting confidently through a parking lot toward a car that turns out not to be mine.
@SteveKoehler22: When our kids were teenagers we moved; hoping it would help with family strife. It didn't work, unfortunately. They found us.
@gf3: me: i'm here for stabbing lessons clerk: sir this is a fencing clu— me: yeah whatever hand me a knife clerk: … me: dress me like a beekeeper
@Vodkantots: If he doesn't return your texts, it's because he's busy leaving his wife for you. Obviously.