@nachosarah: hey pregnant lady slowly crossing the street on a green light it's a baby not a forcefield
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@panmidwest: ME: I'm not voting for anyone CLINTON: that's a vote for Trump! TRUMP: that's a vote for Clinton! ME: looks like I'm voting twice then
@withanewname: The last time I danced at a party, someone told me I looked like a wildebeest on a frozen lake.