@nachosarah: hey pregnant lady slowly crossing the street on a green light it's a baby not a forcefield
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@Donnie_Fairburn: [Police sketch artist job interview] "How am I not qualified?" Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"
@weeziepeezy: No YOU hug her first .... NO YOU hug her first .... F-that ! YOU hug her FIRST ! .... -Lineup congratulating the Next Ebola free nurse
@JermHimselfish: I just saw Madonna climb out of a hollowed out tree trunk in the woods near my house.