@dumbbeezie: Hey rappers, if you have to keep reintroducing yourself then you’re not a very good rapper.
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@Mr_Kapowski: Me: You know, those little glow in the dark stars that kids put on their ceilings Mortician: I am 100% sure we don’t offer those in coffins
@abbycohenwl: I need an aggressive dog-barking sound on my phone, for whenever anyone knocks on the bathroom door when I'm in there
@ruinedpicnic: (climbing out of my coffin) I'm sure you all have a lot of questions, but firstly the reason I faked my death is- [nobody is at my funeral]