@weinerdog4life: Other kids wanted to be astronauts or doctors, when I was little I wanted to be a horse calendar
@xLiserx: It's October: For everyone's safety, keep your blonde haired children away from all corn mazes. Do not let them congregate.
@refinedrednec: I have a way with words. It's the wrong way but it's still a way.
@TedOfficialPage: Imagine this: you're home alone and you sneeze. Suddenly the phone rings and you answer, then someone whispers "Bless you" and hangs up
@Chumpstring: [zoo]
GUIDE: i told you not to feed the monkeys
ME: it's a cigar
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