@KenJennings: Hey suns wearing sunglasses: that's not going to help, stupid. Think about it.
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@TheSchnizzy: Wife: you're so damn forgetful! M: oh nonsense! W: ok, did you get the cat food? M: WE HAVE A CAT??
@weinerdog4life: Maybe the raccoons threw away something very important. Did you ever think about that you big jerk.