@Jennco_W: Hey tampon makers, can I get a silent tampon wrapper please? Sounds like I'm opening a bag of Sun Chips up in here.
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@KeetPotato: *1st date* [be cool, just dont let her know youre a 1st generation PS3] so where do y- *internal cooling fan drowns out entire conversation*
@TheMichaelRock: Boss: Anyone have anything else to add to this meeting? Me: Yes. I am awesome. Boss.... Me: Write that shit down.
@wolfpupy: popcorn, or as cerebral smart minds such as myself refer to it 'popped corn', is the number #1 food of watching things
@buseysteeth: You think you have problems, I used a toothpick to get a toothpick out of my teeth this morning.