@darth__mouth: hey teens ! if you think you're angry now, just wait until you have to spend your own money on toilet paper.
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@longwall26: I scream. You scream. We all scream. We're being chased by bears. Life is a nightmare.
@BuckyIsotope: Barbie's head is in the refrigerator. Ken swears a "giant child" did it. The police shrug and slap handcuffs on Ken and lead him away.
@Reverend_Scott: WIFE: Please stop. ME: Stop what? WIFE: Singing in the shower. ME: What's the big deal? WIFE: You're scaring everyone at Home Depot.