@TheFearBoners: Hey Texas, in Florida it's legal to abort other people's kids up to 17 years.
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@brunopieroni: Sorry 2015, but I just got out of a year-long relationship with 2014 and I'm not looking for anything serious right now.
@Spaziotwat: [Last Supper] Jesus:"We need 13 chairs please" Judas:"But chairs don't fall into common usage until the 16th century AD" Jesus:"AD?"
@joeldanger: I'm not saying she has daddy issues but she only fills out credit cards for the instant approval.