@NicCageMatch: Hey, the 1700's called, they said please invent telephones.
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@BakedBrotatoes: -Does it have apples in it? -No. -What about pine? -No pine either. -Perfect, we'll call it a pineapple.
@CraigChamberlin: Me: "You didn't tell me that." Them: "Yes I did, four times while you were staring at your phone." Me (looks up): "I'm sorry, what?"
@jackiembouvier: [Brings pot brownies to the PTA meeting] - New playground approved - All classes now held outside
@mayamanion: Who needs whips and chains? Christian should have had Ana read Fifty Shades of Grey if he wanted to torture her.