@KPsych29: "Hey, the sky is pitch black tonight."-You, counting your lucky stars.
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@matt_simpson84: The best thing about Facebook is learning about all the 19-year-olds that miss the 80s.
@michael_raphone: Actually, the past tense is 'hanged' as in 'he hanged himself'. Sorry about your dad, though
@Dustinkcouch: Whenever my girlfriend doesn't eat her dinner, I remind her that there are starving kids in Africa, and that she'll never be that skinny.