@rhysjamesy: Hey to all the girls with more than one person in their picture you're making this VERY DIFFICULT.
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@koalaslament: the closest I've ever come to a threesome was when I was mowing the lawn and I got hit in the face by two dragonflies having sex in mid air
@topaz_kell: When I treat people the way I want to be treated, they get weirded out when I start brushing their hair.
@RidiculousSheri: I usually roll around in the magazine aisle at Barnes and Noble before a date because I want to smell nice, but I'm on a budget.