@TheKrisWilson: Hey Twitter, you get a new comic EARLY
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@LuckoftheDraw86: "You can't stand there." "Not there, either." "Nope that spot's taken, too." -Ground hogs
@StellaRtwot: Why do other moms at the playground get all snotty if you ask their husband to push you when you're on a swing?
@metafroth: If I could time travel I'd go to my funeral and take names of people who seemed to be handling it a little too well.