@TheKrisWilson: Hey Twitter, you get a new comic EARLY
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@KeetPotato: [petting friend's new guidedog] so how did you get here? "he brought me" wow [later in bed w/ wife] did you know dave's dog can drive a car?
@matt___nelson: BODY: i'm exhausted BRAIN: neat BODY: let's sleep BRAIN: nah BODY: c'mon BRAIN: a dog named Ralph BODY: BRAIN: can almost say his own name
@samdunsiger: Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it becomes a soap opera.