@TheTweetOfGod: Hey U.S.: if every now and then I heard a "God PLEASE bless America", maybe you'd have better luck. #manners
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@juliussharpe: At the very highest level of karate, they give you pants that fit so you no longer need a belt.
@darksideang: My husband gets so cranky when I come home from the pool with only a fraction of the kids I left with
@cajones113: Customer: I can't see. How many sugar and fiber are in this bar? Me: 7 sugar 5 fiber C: That's not very healthy... Just the smokes then.