@KimmyMonte: HEY UNCLES - KEEP YOUR GODDAMN WIVES UNDER CONTROL
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@WilliamAder: Been trying to pair my new phone with the Bluetooth in the car and I think it's easier to get pandas to mate.
@Phreemann: [security patting down mouse] "Any cheese on your person, sir?" [waves another mouse over them like a metal detector wand] "He's clean."
@MarfSalvador: [Pulled over by cops] Murderer: I swear officer! There ain't nuthin in the trunk! Cop: SIR, PLEASE STEP DOWN FROM THE ELEPHANT