@KimmyMonte: HEY UNCLES - KEEP YOUR GODDAMN WIVES UNDER CONTROL
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@NASHterpiece: I'm glad it's the thought that counts because I spend all day thinking about the shit I should be doing.
@CrackYouWhip: My workout schedule: 1. Run half mile 2. 10 reps of 5 lb. hand weights 3. 35 year break 4. Protein shake 5. Repeat
@Kate_Goldsmith: I thought I typed "twitter" in my URL, but I got Hot Russian Ladies somehow instead. So, I guess I have a wife in the mail....
@iGreenMonk: I went for a run in morning but came home after 2 minutes coz I forgot something I forgot that I'm so fat that I can only run for 2 minutes