@CulturedRuffian: Hey waiters-I don't ever 'save room for dessert', I just stuff it in there and pray to God I don't have an accident.
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@butterwolf: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. Marry your enemy. Grow old together. Watch your enemy die.
@hypervoid: wait, do bisexuals experience sexual attraction twice a year or once every two years
@jonnysun: why do birds sudenly appear every time you are near and how do u always manage to fit that many birds in ur mouth to begin with
@YUCKYBOT: Can you guys give me the names of some famous athletes and prisoners? I'm making a pros and cons list.