@smint: Hey wanna take the elevator with me and discuss what day of the week it feels like? And then we can go over what day it actually is, deal?
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@sarcasm_inc: I would dress like Batman more often, but I cant run the risk of giant aliens invading and mistaking me for a large Pez dispenser.
@daemonic3: [heaven's IT department] Ok, I see why your computer's crashing. Have you been closing doors again? God: Yes, why? Too many open windows
@lalenguafuerte: Rihanna says, "chains & whips excite me." I doubt her ancestors felt the same way...
@Just_Wanjiru: My boyfriend is not gay!! So please next time you see him with some girls dnt come telling me.