@tastefactory: Hey water enhancer company, you could have made your pineapple flavor literally any other color.
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@RamblingMachine: The worst part of having to kiss someone is when the coffin lid falls and hits you in the head.
@KyleMcDowell86: Welcome to Lion Tamer School. Everyone grab a chair. Good... good. You're all halfway to becoming Lion Tamers now.
@jayleno: In New York, people are paying up to $100 for a "cronut," which is croissant/donut. We call these people "midiots," which is a moron/idiot.