@amydillon: "Hey, we're wearing the same shoes," I say to a teenager, ruining her day.
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@MolotovJohnny: Why does it jump from 2% milk all the way to whole milk? Maybe I just want 47% milk...
@IAmMaggieMull: The idea that someone would be upset NOT to be invited to a wedding is so confusing to me.
@aRealLiveGhost: anti-tattoo people saying "my body's a temple" like they wouldn't worship at a temple that had an enormous mural of a tiger fighting a cobra
@AndrewNadeau0: My dancing style could best be described as "Frantically trying to pet the ghosts of animals only I can see."