@amydillon: "Hey, we're wearing the same shoes," I say to a teenager, ruining her day.
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@aka_fatman: "What does your mother do for a living?" "She sells shesells...I mean...Sea sells sea shells...dammit! She's...a beachside entrepreneur."
@joci2203: All I'm saying is there's no coincidence that Superheroes come in all forms and so does cheese.
@iGreenBabe: Twitter makes me want to have drinks with people I've never met, and Facebook makes me want to throw drinks at people I already know.