@amydillon: "Hey, we're wearing the same shoes," I say to a teenager, ruining her day.
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@AthenaMystique: I hope buying all this cat food doesn't make me look like a crazy cat lady. I just like the taste.
@KeetPotato: technology has now advanced so far i can no longer tell the difference between people using hands-free earphones and people on drugs