@amydillon: "Hey, we're wearing the same shoes," I say to a teenager, ruining her day.
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@sarahkendzior: My mom registered to see me speak at an academic conference at Yale, and under "affiliation" on the form she wrote "Sarah's mom" 😂
@KalvinMacleod: [high school] ME: *getting stuffed in my locker* jokes on you buddy, I have snacks in here
@LMHPhotog: Whenever people talk about "drug resistant super bugs", all I can think about is how proud I am of those little guys for having the willpower to stay clean & sober in what must be an incredibly dangerous and stressful environment.