@DamienFahey: Hey white people, which filter are we using this year to Instagram the Pumpkin Spice Latte?
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@Sassafrantz: [crime scene] photographer: I'm done unless you want another angle or something. detective: let's do a jumping one!
@bridger_w: If I die in my sleep, my only request is that you fold me up in my futon and sell it on Craigslist
@TheTweetOfGod: Instead of looking for things that divide you look for things that bring you together, like the way you all look for things that divide you.
@audipenny: I noticed that you're still staring at me after I already answered your question, what can we do to stop this