@perlapell: Hey Young Girls, when a first date suggests you two go to "your place", take him to Target.
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@LeagueofNope: No thanks, people who hum to themselves. I've seen enough horror movies to know that you probably just killed someone or you're possessed.
@mybigblondelife: If they just built prisons out of the shit they package electronics in, no one would ever escape.