@perlapell: Hey Young Girls, when a first date suggests you two go to "your place", take him to Target.
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@Jake_Vig: Women never find it devilishly charming when I follow them into the lady's room. Thanks a lot, "Top Gun".
@Book_Krazy: Mike said he's breaking up w/ u cause you're not very smart & u have issues Me: OMG I DO NOT HAVE HIS SHOES WE DONT EVEN WEAR THE SAME SIZE
@Playing_Dad: 1. Denial 2. Anger 3. Bargaining 4. Depression 5. Acceptance - My stages of getting ready for work