@lecalabara: Hey, your parents conceived you the same year my parents conceived me, let us be friends! High school is stupid.
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@WesTheFatKid: "Because Im a goddamned rock star!" wasn't the answer my boss was looking for as to why I was late to work, lesson learned.
@robesman: in 2016 if i walk in to your place and ask for the wifi password and you give me a paper with 26 letters and numbers i'm leaving
@AskBellaWagner: When someone says "It is what it is," I reply, "Isn't it?" so we can both sound useless.