@lecalabara: Hey, your parents conceived you the same year my parents conceived me, let us be friends! High school is stupid.
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@StarksWeek: You can tell Tim Horton's is a Canadian franchise, because my donut just apologized for making me fat.
@evecullen610: I didn't have to shower alone today..... Related.......why the hell are there spiders in the winter?
@JediGigi: Interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: Wow. Nobody's ever asked me that. Interviewer: Take a minute to th- Me: Arendelle.
@KimmyMonte: Don't tell me I can hear the ocean if I put a shell up to my ear. If he has something to say to me SAY IT TO MY FACE U PIECE OF SHIT WATER