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@The_Grant_Boldt: "Hi can I just have a single burger?"

I'm sorry, all of our burgers are in a relationship

"But that's not eve-

Please show some respect

“Hi can I just have a single burger?” 

I’m sorry, all of our burgers are in a relationship

“But that’s not eve-

Please show some respect

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