@Swishergirl24: Hi everyone! Welcome to AA. This is a "judgment free" zone...unless we're talking about Janice who ate all the cookies last week.
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@Mr_Kapowski: [press session regarding increase in shark bites] Reporter: Are there more attacks in one area? Scientist: [lips against mic] In the water
@myqkaplan: okay, so you're definitely the best at keeping your body completely still, what do you want, atrophy?
@vikkaroni: You're never too old to throw random shit in people's shopping carts when they aren't looking.
@david8hughes: [hears baby crying in the next room] "It's ok, I'll go." [gets in car & goes to a motel]