@rolldiggity: "Hi?" -First cow being milked
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@just1fool: You're supposed to throw rice at new babies and their mothers, right? Traditions are weird.
@miffedmim: As an introvert, having a special place in hell reserved just for me sounds rather nice.
@HeyoShellz: Dude tried to pick me up at the gym but I was like bro I'm dying just let me lay here