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@daemonic3: "Hi, how much for a slice of pizza?"

A slice is $2.50, and second slice only $1.

"I'd like 3 second slices please"

“Hi, how much for a slice of pizza?”

A slice is $2.50, and second slice only $1.

“I’d like 3 second slices please”

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