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@sarcasm_inc: HI I SPIT GUM OUT OF MY CAR ON THE FREEWAY AND IT BLEW BACK IN MY EAR
911: Sir, u need to pull over
WHAT
911: Use your other ear, sir
WHAT

HI I SPIT GUM OUT OF MY CAR ON THE FREEWAY AND IT BLEW BACK IN MY EAR
911: Sir, u need to pull over
WHAT
911: Use your other ear, sir
WHAT

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