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@BlindChow: Hi, I'd like a salamus sandwich, please.
"You mean salami?"
No, just a single salamus.
"Um ok, anything else on that?"
Yes, one pepperonus.

Hi, I’d like a salamus sandwich, please.
“You mean salami?”
No, just a single salamus.
“Um ok, anything else on that?”
Yes, one pepperonus.

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