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@jakob_huber: Hi, I'd like to order a baby
"Excuse me?"
It says here you deliver babies?
"Sir this is a hospital"
[vampire quickly hangs up phone]

Hi, I’d like to order a baby
“Excuse me?”
It says here you deliver babies?
“Sir this is a hospital”
[vampire quickly hangs up phone]

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