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@philyuck: Hi I'm here for my vasectomy.
"Would you like that toasted?"
What?
"Haha whoops sorry, just came from my other job. Ok let's do this."

Hi I’m here for my vasectomy.
“Would you like that toasted?”
What?
“Haha whoops sorry, just came from my other job. Ok let’s do this.”

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