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@KeithAshers: Hi, I'm here to see the doctor. -me

Witch doctor? -reception

Nooo...I think he's Jewish. -me

[blank stare]

Please sit down.

Hi, I’m here to see the doctor. -me

Witch doctor? -reception

Nooo…I think he’s Jewish. -me

[blank stare]

Please sit down.

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