@specialhug: Hi. I'm Sarah McLachlan. Every year, thousands of innocent dragons are hunted for their balls
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@MouthOfSass: Pretty sure the neighbors are impressed with the banging and screaming they heard. Little do they know it was just me chasing a spider.
@sarcasm_inc: *The Terminator opens a fortune cookie. "It is ok to kill many people. Many killings are coming your way." John: I know it doesn't say that.