@specialsquid: "Hi, my name is Gary and I'm a shopaholic, my favorite place to shop is the alcohol store."
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@ch000ch: he died doing what he loved: trying to put socks on with wet feet while standing next to a cliff
@Leemanish: "You know where you are? You're in the jungle, baby. You gonna DIIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!! ...Only Kidding! Welcome to Red Lobster, party of 2?"
@SNStone: Husband for sale: 1972 model, white in colour, a bit hard on gas but comes with a spare tire.