@3sunzzz: Hi. This is my first time at yoga. When I called they said to bring a Matt. *points at man standing next to her* Now what do we do with him?
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@kelkulus: While it may be physically possible to have a baby after 40, forty children are probably enough.
@ZombieProblms: I bumped into a cute guy today. I clawed his face off. I should work on my people skills.