@KevinFarzad: Hi, welcome to Starbucks! How can we spell your name incorrectly today?
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@BourbonHabit: I'm single with no kids. I don't answer to anyone. "Meow." Okay! I'm opening the can now! Please don't shred the toilet paper again!
@meganyyb: Hey couples on Facebook that share an account, so which one of you got caught having an affair?