@KevinFarzad: Hi, welcome to Starbucks! How can we spell your name incorrectly today?
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@minafisheyes: Facebook sent me a notification....unfortunately, my meth lab on Farmville blew up.
@TheTweetOfGod: "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Unless they're darker than, say, beige."- Statue of Liberty.
@kellysdf: Apparently, if you Google "boss" and "chloroform" from your work computer, it sets off an alarm somewhere.