@KevinFarzad: Hi, welcome to Starbucks! How can we spell your name incorrectly today?
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@erinmallorylong: I get very stressed out when characters in movies are told a rapid-fire list of things to do and don't write it down.
@ohpeetie: You think you understand people and then you see a car with eyelashes on the headlights.
@AnOrangeSNES: [Kitchen] Me: I'm a were-state. When the moon is full I turn into a US state. Wife: No you don't the moon is full now. Me: *Illinois noises*
@bea_ker: GHOST: I'm here to warn you to change your ways before it's too late POLTERGEIST: I'ma open your cupboards