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@notacroc: [Hide and seek]
Police officer: how long has he been missing?
Wife: a few hours
Police officer: describe him
Wife: 5' 10, brown hair *raises voice* and he hates dogs
Me from the bushes: no he doesn't

[Hide and seek]
Police officer: how long has he been missing?
Wife: a few hours
Police officer: describe him
Wife: 5′ 10, brown hair *raises voice* and he hates dogs 
Me from the bushes: no he doesn’t

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