@BoobsRadley: Hiding from people at parties is my cardio.
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@LurkAtHomeMom: Wow, you forget to buy beer a few days in a row and suddenly your husband is offering to do the grocery shopping, my plan is working, guys.
@E_lok44: If you eat a block of cheese and do a lunge, it should balance out, right? Actually, it was less lunge, more trip, but still.
@LaurelleMartin: My boys are gamers and I'm single It's like a race to see who can use the most batteries
@shawn_spree: If it wasn't for the internet, I would think "12 Years A Slave" was a movie about a guy exaggerating about the first 3 weeks of marriage.