@Tw1tter_K1tten: Hiding the bank statement from your husband is the new hiding your report card from your parents.
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@Freudianscript: I'm not real good at talking my way out of trouble, since it's the talking that got me in to trouble in the first place.
@chuuew: Is it okay for men to sit down to pee? The manager of this sofa store doesn't seem to think so.
@Cheeseboy22: Recipe idea: Add ADDITIONAL cheese to your frozen pizza to make pizza with EXTRA CHEESE! (Ladies, you may pin this on your pinny web thing.)
@sploosk: ME: I've spent my whole life running THERAPIST: from who you are? ME: [thinking about that one time I threw a boomerang into a tornado] no