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@EndhooS: [High school reunion]
Classmate: I've been out building schools in Africa
Me: I got banned from the zoo for gluing sideburns onto a dolphin

[High school reunion]
Classmate: I’ve been out building schools in Africa
Me: I got banned from the zoo for gluing sideburns onto a dolphin

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