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@TheToddWilliams: [high seas]
FIRST MATE: I can't wait to see my wife again
PIRATE: Land Ho!
FIRST MATE: Now look, that's a little rude

[high seas]
FIRST MATE: I can’t wait to see my wife again
PIRATE: Land Ho!
FIRST MATE: Now look, that’s a little rude

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