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@rebrafsim: Him: do you believe in miracles?

Her: well you're here, aren't you?

Him: *tearing up* oh honey, that's—

Her: *under breath* and I've been adding arsenic to your food for weeks, so

Him: do you believe in miracles?

Her: well you’re here, aren’t you?

Him: *tearing up* oh honey, that’s—

Her: *under breath* and I’ve been adding arsenic to your food for weeks, so

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