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@daemonic3: HIM: Happy birthday, honey! I got you a gift basket, just like you wanted

HER: Oh thanks! What's in it?

HIM: What do you mean, "in it"?

HIM: Happy birthday, honey! I got you a gift basket, just like you wanted 

HER: Oh thanks! What’s in it?

HIM: What do you mean, “in it”?

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