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@krisv_723: Him: I just got stung. I'm allergic. Grab me my EpiPen.
Me: Do you know how much those cost? Have a Benadryl.

Him: I just got stung. I’m allergic. Grab me my EpiPen.
Me: Do you know how much those cost? Have a Benadryl.

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