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@IvyelleWright: Him: "I killed the spider for you. He suffered."

Me: ( slowly turns around in swivel chair) "Splendid."

Him: “I killed the spider for you. He suffered.”

Me: ( slowly turns around in swivel chair) “Splendid.”

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