@Ndeshi_M: Him: I'd go to the end of the world for you!
Me: Well... what are you waiting for then?
@Tmoney68: Saw a police officer dressed as a pilot today & thought it was weird. Then I realized he must be one of those "plane clothes cops."
@ArrogantBB8: *cheats at bowling by rolling into the pins*
@XplodingUnicorn: Me: Things are going well. *knocks on wood*
5-year-old: Who's there?
Me: It's not a knock knock joke.
5: It's not a knock knock joke who?
@dougbies: I turn hot dog water into ice cubes for house guests I don't like
@WhaJoTalkinBout: Her: How do you do it w/ 4 kids?
Hubs: With the door locked.
Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.