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@AimeeHelene1: Him: If you're waiting for me to apologize...

Me: No...no...I'm just waiting to see if you leave any fries behind when you walk away.

Him: If you’re waiting for me to apologize…

Me: No…no…I’m just waiting to see if you leave any fries behind when you walk away.

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