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@UncleDuke1969: Him: I'm making you Produce Manager.
Me: A PLUM assignment!
H: ...
M: You're a PEACH!
H: ...
M: Do I start today or TOMATO?
H: You're fired.

Him: I’m making you Produce Manager.
Me: A PLUM assignment!
H: …
M: You’re a PEACH!
H: …
M: Do I start today or TOMATO?
H: You’re fired.

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